Friday, 20 January 2012
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Optical Illusions = Sex?
Hey Everyone,
(Warning: First little bit talks about a snake, so if you don't like snakes then skip down a paragraph)
I really don't have much to talk about. I've been sick all week so it has been a very uneventful week. Matt is in town at a friend's tonight and mom is at her boyfriend's. I suggested she move in there so Matt and I can have the place to ourselves, but it was a no-go. We are watching a Ball Python snake for some friends of ours. D & A (Cuz I can't think of an alias to call them) live together, D is working welding pipelines together up north, so he is gone for 24 days and back for 4 then gone again. He is only doing it a couple of months to get some major money because they are really really tight on cash. A isn't the best with reptiles and she is creeped out by feeding mice to snakes (dead mice), so Matt and I agreed to take the snake. I love reptiles and I know a lot about them, I checked for D & A, and the snake is a girl. Her name is Trouser, D named her that so he can make crude sexual jokes like "Do you want to pet my Trouser snake?". Its kinda funny at times. I was walking around yesterday wearing trouser as a necklace. I had a fever so she loved the heat my body was giving off and her tail was down the front of my shirt and her head was down the back. She's only about a foot long so still a baby. I miss having my own snake :(
For Fun Friday I found a really interesting article about a type of bird that uses optical illusions to have sex with females. I don't know how many of you like animal sciences, but this is kinda cool.
"Many male birds use their flashy colored feathers to lure females, but the great bowerbird of Australia has mastered the art of illusion to captivate the ladies, researchers said Thursday. Part architect, part magician, the great bowerbird constructs an elaborate arched walkway called a bower made from twigs. Then he strategically places fruit, shells, bones and rocks outside it so they may appear larger, or smaller, or simply more compelling to a female who considers him for a mate."
"The key illusion is forced perspective, in which objects' true size appears distorted due to the distance at which they are placed. For instance, larger objects that are farther away from the viewer will appear the same size as closer, smaller objects. Also, a rock encircled by larger rocks will look smaller than the same size rock surrounded by tiny objects, known as the Ebbinghaus illusion. "If the female watches him long enough, then he runs around the back and mates with her," lead author John Endler of Australia's Deakin University told AFP. All he needs is a few moments of her undivided attention, added Endler." (Lynx comment: So by this logic, if I put smaller objects around Matt's dick, will it look bigger? I'm kidding, he is well hung and knows how to use it.)
Looks pretty cool to me. For the full article go to: http://www.canada.com/technology/science/Male+bowerbirds+trick+females+into/6026596/story.html
Sorry, I realized I forgot the link to the article last Friday, I'll try to find it again. Till next time, take care darlings.
XOXO Lynx
Friday, 13 January 2012
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Fun Friday
Hey Everyone,
(Warning: Language)
Yesterday was pretty fun, I drove Matt in for class and it turns out he didn't have class that day (isn't the first week of school a bitch?). So we called up Cory and went to go visit. Cory and Matt have been best friends since they were little, its pretty entertaining to watch them together. Every time we are over at Cory's we usually hang out in his room. We'll chat for a while then the boys will get up for a smoke and end up in the kitchen and the food they randomly throw together is fucking amazing! Last night we had rice, shrimp fried in butter with spices, a vegetable stir-fry of cauliflower, peas and beans in soy sauce with more spices, fried turkey bacon, and the boys had perogies fried in yet more spices. I can't have regular perogies because I have something called Celiac Disease, so I can't have wheat, barley, rye, anything with gluten in it. Oh well, I've learned to adapt. But yeah, the boys always make great stuff like that. Cory loves to fry everything in either butter or bacon grease! Its surprisingly really good, probably really bad for you though. Matt is 6'5" and Cory is probably about 6'2" (guessing), I'm 5'4" and half Matt's weight. Its probably really entertaining for Cory's parents to see me handle the boys when they get going (they can get really out of hand, like when they got drunk at the Christmas party in December). I manage to keep both of them semi-level-headed, enough that no one gets hurt. there is a reason most of my friends are guys, they are just so much more amusing then girls.
And now, your "Fun Friday" post is an article I found that is really interesting:
The Fat-Burning Exercise that Doesn’t Involve Working Out
Okay, we know New Year's resolutions tend to peter out by March, but January is still prime time for making them happen. Vowed to tone up? We've got an easy new trick for you to try and it has nothing to do with logging extra hours at the gym: Write down your feelings.
Women who keep a diary are more likely to lose weight than those who don't, according to a joint, all-women study from Stanford University and Canada's Renison University College at the University of Waterloo. In the study, researchers asked half of participants to write for 15 minutes about the things that are important to them, like family, relationships, and music. The other half were told to write about why something they don't care about might be important to someone else.
Researchers checked in on the women over the next four months, and the women who wrote about things that were important to them lost an average of 3.4 pounds. The women who wrote about things that weren't important to them actually gained 2.7 pounds.
What's the connection? Scientists theorized that we tend to feel good about ourselves when we take time to mull over something we value. As a result, we're less likely to try to lift our mood by eating fattening foods.
Our advice: Take time to jot down your thoughts when you get home from work-that's usually when most of us have the urge to snack. Odds are, you'll skip the pre-dinner nosh.
Lynx's advice: Get a blog, then I can comment on your stuff and you can comment on mine (because I know you need an account to comment and I really don't like that). Its healthier for you and I've found that if I've had a stressful day, getting it all out makes me feel way better and less stress is better for everyone.
So till next time, take care darlings.
XOXO Lynx
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
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Just a quick one
I know I was supposed to post last week with an idea for this blog to better help me post more regularly. So every Friday is going to be "Fun Friday" and I'll post a bit about my day and then I'll post a cool link, picture, article or something fun. How does that sound to everyone? Good I hope. So this Friday look for a "Fun Friday" post (yes that will be two post this week from me).
Till next time, take care darlings.
XOXO Lynx
Sunday, 01 January 2012
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Happy New Year!
Hey Everyone,
(Warning: Language)
Happy new year! I can't believe it is already 2012! (That feels so weird to type out). I remember when it was 2000. Its amazing how time flies. What did you all do for new years? I went with Matt and Cory to some friend of Matt's place. Matt is lying beside me completely wasted and passed out. Cory met a gorgeous German girl and I am apparently an amazing wing-woman. Matt got really out of hand at one point and Cory tried to get him settled and told me we were leaving him because there was no working with him. He tried to hold me away, keep me away from angry, drunk Matt and I pushed right passed. I got Matt calmed and in the car in under 5 minutes. Apparently that is unheard of, and Cory was all for leaving him there, they are blood brothers, best friends, and he gave up. I floored him by handling it all. Moving furniture around so Matt can get to the bathroom and outside if needed in the dark at night. I'm not sure I'm going to sleep tonight, but oh well.
Oh! I was sparring in the kitchen with Matt and I ended up breaking his nose by accident. I felt so bad! But from everyone else's view it would appear the he was getting a little out of hand with me and I heard people talking about it saying I punched him. We clunked heads, my head to his nose. I feel horrible...sorta, I felt horrible at the time, but then with his behaviour later I don't feel as bad. And he just stole all the fucking blankets! Now I feel kinda satisfied that he is going to hurt tomorrow! This is night 2 that we have spent at Cory's. I didn't sleep at all last night, I really hope I sleep tonight, but I doubt it so I am going to crash hardcore tomorrow night. Not last night, but the 4 nights before I barely got sleep as well. I can't sleep in new places and so my hope for sleep is very slim.
Again, Happy new years and I want to post more regularly, make do a "Fun Friday" or something (this is just a random idea atm, not at all decided on) where I post interesting articles about love, dating, sex and other related things. Something like that will get me posting more often and you all will know when to look for a new post guaranteed. A "Weblog Wednesday" would work too. I'll figure something cool this week and let you all know. I am also going to try and not jump topics so much, I know it can get kind of annoying and I am sorry for that.
Anyways I am exhausted and I think I may get sleep tonight, yay! So till next time, take care darlings!
XOXO Lynx
Sunday, 25 December 2011
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Hey Everyone,
(Warning: Language and sexual content ;)
Wow, I don't think I have posted so much in one month in a very long time. Maybe I should make it my New Year's resolution to post more. The holiday season is just about over and I can already feel my depressive mood starting (barely starting) to lift. I should be back to my happy self soon. Just in time too, Matt's one year drugs free is coming up and he is going to need me 100% here for him. He helped me through my hard time, now I have to do the same for him. This morning was amazing. I have spent almost all day in my room, but Matt was in here early afternoon and we decided to fit in a quick sex session. I was already stoned because I hadn't slept all night and I was majorly depressed and crying on and off. Anyways screw the sad shit, I have amazing news for you all! Never, in all my years being sexually active, never once has a guy gotten me off during sex. I have only had orgasms through masturbation. Hey all girls do it, only a few admit to it. Over the past few months I have noticed its been easier for me to get off when I'm stoned. I think less and I don't have any lingering worries at the back of my mind to distract me. I've had sex stoned before as well. Stoned or sober, usually I don't have a preference. I had one ex that had quite the sexual appetite and we screwed about 6 times a day, every day. Never once has anyone besides me given me the big "O". Today, I don't know what it was, maybe it was a combination of thing, I don't care, because I had the most amazing, mind-blowing sex of my life! Matt actually gave me my first sex-orgasm. He's all happy he has all the steps figured out now (or so he thinks, we'll see if he can do it again). I was blown away, I thought he would get me close, like always, but never quite there. I couldn't stand for about 20 minutes, my legs refused to support me. It was mind-blowing. Matt is officially the best I've ever had in bed. Sorry ladies, he's taken and I am definitively not letting him go. He is a good cook, he cleans, he can install windows and do framing, he is an awesome musician, caring and amazing in the sack. And he is all mine bwahahahaha! I'm still stunned and part of me keeps waiting for me to wake up and find out its all a dream, but its not, its real, he really did figure out how to get me off. I know it'll just get better from here. And of all days it happens on Christmas. The day I hate most in the year. Oh irony, you have a very weird sense of humor, but I'm in too damn good of a mood to care.
Yes that is all this blog is about. I have slept with twelve guys and two girls, and only Matt has given me an orgasm. Till next time darlings, take care, have safe sex if you are screwing people, and I will talk to you all later.
XOXO Lynx (who is currently residing on cloud 9) <3
P.S. Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Festivus, Merry Christmikah, Happy Yule, Happy Holidays, and if I forgot any I'm sorry, but happy that too and have a damn good day!
Lynx_Liquor
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- Name: Lynx
- Gender: Female
- Member Since: 10/5/2009
